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KITCHEN OPEN 'TIL 11PM! ORDER AT THE BAR!
**SPECIALS**
GET THEM WHILE THEY LAST!
$15
SAMPLER BASKET
pickle fries, spicy cauliflower bites, cheese curds & onion rings with ranch and BBQ
$15
$12
ELOTE DOG
Hand Battered Corndog topped with Roasted Corn Salsa, Habanero Crema, Cotija Cheese
$12
$12
CORNDOG PARMIGIANA
Extra Crispy Hand Battered Corndog with Arrabiata Sauce, Mozzarella & Parmesan Cheese
$12
Snacks
$10
Unicorn Balls
fried pork balls, ginger, jalapeno with sweet chili aioli
$10
$9
Narwhal Balls
fried cheesy potato croquettes with roasted garlic aioli
$9
$7
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$10
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$15
Chicken Strips
hand breaded with honey mustard on the side (3, 5, or 10 pieces)
$7
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$10
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$15
basket $7
/
side $4
Fries or Tots
basket $7
/
side $4
basket $9
/
side $6
parmesan garlic Fries or Tots
basket $9
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side $6
$11
Mushroom Poutine
house made mushroom gravy, mozzarella choose fries or tots
$11
$10
Chili Cheese Fries/Tots
vegan chili with cheddar
$10
$5
Popcorn Basket
truffle oil or cinnamon sugar
$5
$9
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add beef for $4
Vegan Chili
add cheese or sour cream for a buck
$9
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add beef for $4
$1
Substitute Vegan Chz
$1
$9
Grilled Cheese Stuffed Grilled Cheese
texas toast, american cheese, roasted garlic aioli
$9
$9
Mac & Cheese
house made cheese sauce / add chili, bacon, or hotdog for three bucks
$9
Salads
$11
Arugula Salad
gorgonzola, toasted almonds, croutons, house made balsamic dressing, crispy shallots
$11
$11
Chicken Caesar Salad
marinated chicken breast, kale, parmesan, croutons, house made dressing
$11
Corn Dogs
$8
The Original
hand-dipped, house made classic corn batter
$8
$10
Veggie Dog
hand-dipped, field roast, house made classic corn batter
$10
$10
Unicorn Dog
beer braised onions, sriracha cream cheese
$10
$11
The Coney Dog
house made chili, onion, cheddar cheese, sour cream, fritos
$11
$12
The Poutine Dog
mozzarella, house fries, mushroom gravy
$12
$2
Substitute veggie dog
$2
Burgers
*ALL BEEF BURGERS PREPARED MEDIUM*
$11
Pine/Pike Original
american cheese, special sauce, lettuce, onion, tomato, pickle
$11
$12
Jackalope Burger
roasted jalapeno queso, frizzled onions, arugula, tomato, chipotle mayo
$12
$14
Pegasus Burger
gorgonzola, bacon, balsamic onion marmalade, arugula, roasted garlic aioli
$14
$4
Make it a Double
$4
$2
Substitute Veggie Patty
$2
$4
add a side of fries or tots
$4
Sweets
$9
Funnel Cake
cinnamon sugar and fireball jelly
$9
$10
Fruity Fried Ice Cream
strawberry ice cream, fruity pebble crust, fruit loop vodka glaze
$10
$10
Unicorn Droppings
fried peanut butter cookie dough
$10
ORDER AT THE BAR!
Cocktails
$12
Unicorn Jizz
mango vodka, triple sec, oj, sour, grenadine, lemon lime soda
$12
$13
Mauve Mullet
tequila, strawberry syrup, papaya guava puree, lime, lemon lime soda
$13
$12
My Little Pony
apple and peach vodka, oj, sour, grenadine, lemon lime soda
$12
$13
Wiggle Worm
mezcal, elderflower liqueur, grapefruit, lime, squirt
$13
$13
Americorn
house made bubblegum vodka, watermelon liqueur, blue raz vodka, sour, lemon lime soda
$13
$12
Capri Sun
cherry limeade vodka, pomegranate liqueur, sour, lemon, lemon lime soda
$12
$12
The Mule-i-Corn
Svedka, pomegranate liqueur, lime, timber city ginger beer
$12
$13
Coconut Carl
Bacardi coconut, rum, coconut pineapple passion fruit puree, sour
$13
$12
Lady Bunny
bombay gin, orange blossom water, lemon, simple syrup, dry cucumber soda
$12
$12
Pinky's Out
jim beam, strawberry syrup, lime, timber city ginger beer
$12
$12
Bad Water
cazadores blanco, triple sec, pineapple, habanero, sour
$12
$13
Passion Quest
passion fruit vodka, papaya guava puree, sour, lemon lime soda
$13
$13
Witchy Titty
blue curacao, blue raspberry vodka, sour, midori, butterfly pea flower powder water
$13
$13
The Skinny Unicorn
bombay gin, elderflower liqueur, lemon, lime, grapefruit, dry cucumber soda
$13
$12
Pink Flamingo
pink lemonade vodka, sour, cranberry, dry cherry soda
$12
$12
Cardamommy
jim beam, lemon, sour, cardamom bitters, club soda
$12
Shots
$4
Jello Shots
rotating selection of layered jello deliciousness
$4
$10
Birthday Parade
chocolate vodka, rumchata, pineapple. *contains dairy
$10
$10
Scooby Snatch
bacardi coconut, midori, coconut pineapple passion fruit puree, sour, pineapple
$10
$10
Desert Queen
tequila, strawberry syrup, pineapple, lime
$10
$10
Rainbow Brite
lemon vodka, watermelon liqueur, sour, cranberry
$10
$10
Friendship Bracelet
raspberry vodka, papaya guava puree, sour, lemon lime soda
$10
$10
Lychee Luck Dragon
lemon vodka, lychee liqueur, sour, oj, cranberry
$10
$10
Snickerdoodle
hazelnut espresso vodka, rumchata *contains dairy
$10
$10
Cereal Bowl
fruit loop vodka, rumchata, lemon lime soda, grenadine *contains dairy
$10
Drop Shots
$10
Unicorn Tear Drop
house made bubblegum vodka, chocolate vodka, drop it into cherry energy drink
$10
$10
Sno Cone Drop
blue raz vodka, apple liqueur, drop it into blue energy drink
$10
$10
Jolly Unicorn Drop
apple vodka, watermelon liqueur, drop it into blue energy drink
$10
Non Alcoholic
ALL OF THE FUN MINUS THE HANGOVER!
$5
Tropical Lemonade
fresh lemonade with papaya guava puree
$5
$7
Pina Poquita
coconut passion fruit pineapple puree, lime, lemon lime soda
$7
$4
Timber City Ginger Beer
locally made with ginger, water, lemon, organic cane sugar, sage, and thyme
$4
$3
Energy Drink
blue or regular
$3
$5
Dry Soda
cucumber or cherry
$5
$3
La Croix
lemon, mango, passion fruit, or tangerine
$3
DRAFT
$6
Rainier Lager
Rainier Brewing Co.
$6
$8
Unicorn Pale Lager
Two Beers Brewing Co.
$8
$8
Mannys Pale Ale
Georgetown Brewing Co.
$8
$8
Wonderland IPA
Two Beers Brewing Co.
$8
$8
Pilchuck Pilsner
Two Beers Brewing Co.
$8
$8
Irish Death Dark Ale
Iron Horse Brewery
$8
$8
Dry Hard Cider
Seattle Cider Co.
$8
$8
Downstairs Bar Only: Hazy Wonder IPA
Lagunitas Brewing Co.
$8
CANS
$6
PBR TALL
$6
$6
TECATE TALL
$6
$6
MILLER LITE 12OZ
$6
$6
COORS LIGHT 12OZ
$6
$6
CORONA 12OZ
$6
$8
BLUE MOON 12OZ
$8
$8
WHITE CLAW
MANGO, BLACK CHERRY, OR WATERMELON
$8
$5
MODELITO 7OZ BOTTLE
$5
2-5 PM MONDAY - FRIDAY!
HH Beer
$7
Unicorn Pale Lager
Two Beers Brewing Co.
$7
$7
Mannys Pale Ale
Georgetown Brewing Co.
$7
$7
Wonderland IPA
Two Beers Brewing Co.
$7
$7
Pilchuck Pilsner
Two Beers Brewing Co.
$7
$7
Irish Death Dark Ale
Iron Horse Brewery
$7
$7
Dry Hard Cider
Seattle Cider Co.
$7
$5
Rainier Lager
Rainier Brewing Co.
$5
$5
PBR Tall Boy
Pabst Brewing Co.
$5
HH Spirits
$10
Unicorn Jizz
mango vodka, triple sec, oj, sour, grenadine, lemon lime soda
$10
$10
Capri Sun
cherry limeade vodka, pomegranate liqueur, lemon, sour, lemon lime soda
$10
$10
Lady Bunny
bombay gin, orange blossom water, lemon, simple syrup, dry cucumber soda
$10
$10
Bad Water
cazadores blanco, triple sec, pineapple, habanero, sour
$10
$7
Flavored Bacardi
mango chili, dragonberry, or tropical with mixer
$7
$6
Well Liquor
vodka, gin, rum, tequila, whiskey, with mixer
$6
HH Food
$6
Original Corn Dog
$6
$8
Veggie Corn Dog
$8
$9
Unicorn Balls
fried pork balls, ginger, jalapeno with sweet chili aioli
$9
$8
Narwhal Balls
fried cheesy potato croquettes with roasted garlic aioli
$8
$9
3 Chicken Strips & Fries
hand breaded with honey mustard on the side
$9
$9
Pike/Pine Burger
american cheese, lettuce, tomato, onion, special sauce
$9
$11
Kale Chicken Caesar Wrap
marinated chicken breast, kale, parmesan, croutons, tossed in house made caesar dressing - wrapped in a spinach tortilla
$11
$5
Basket of Fries or Tots
$5
$3
Side of Fries or Tots
$3
BUFFET STARTS AT 1PM! ORDER AT THE BAR!
Drag Brunch Buffet $15
- scrambled eggs
- french toast
- cheesy scalloped potatoes
- home fries
- biscuits and mushroom gravy
- caesar salad
- bacon
- sausage
- fried chicken
- fruit salad
*Available 'til mini musical starts!
Brunch Cocktails
$6
Basic Mimosa
oj, grapefruit, cranberry, or pineapple *first one is 2 bucks with ticket
$6
$8
Magical Mimosa -pick your flavor!
//Jackie Rabid (pineapple whip) //Skarlet Dior Black (papaya guava) //Manny Del Dia - melon ball //Louvel (pomegranate) //Ruby Bouche (strawberry) //Glory Joel (watermelon) //Izzy Access (grapefruit)
$8
$25
Bottle of Sparkling Wine
add 6 bucks if you want juice with your bubbles
$25
$8
Michelada
tecate, bloody mary mix, tajin rim
$8
$10
Bloody Mary
house made recipe, tajin rim
$10
$12
Strawberry Margarita
fresh margarita mix, strawberry syrup
$12
$10
Dreamsicle
whipped vodka, orange juice
$10
$13
Cereal Killer
fruit loop vodka, rumchata, lemon lime soda, grenadine
$13
$11
Aperol Spritz
aperol, sparkling wine, club soda
$11
$10
Cucumber Cooler
elderflower liqueur, dry cucumber soda
$10
$16
Creamy Hazelnut Espresso Martini
hazelnut espresso vodka, kahlua, bailey's
$16
$10
Bitter Betty
grapefruit vodka, cranberry, club soda
$10
$3
Bottomless Coffee
$3
Location & Hours
1118 E. PIKE STREET
Seattle, WA 98122
206-325-6492
Always 21+
FOR EVERYONE’S SAFETY, WE STRONGLY ENCOURAGE THE USE OF MASKS WHILE INDOORS.
hours
UNICORN
MONDAY-FRIDAY
2PM-1:45AM
SATURDAY&SUNDAY
11AM-1:45AM
NARWHAL
MONDAY-THURSDAY
6PM-1:45AM
FRIDAY-SUNDAY
4PM-1:45AM
WEEKLY EVENTS
MONDAY:
KARAOKE 9PM-1AM
TUESDAY:
DRAG QUEEN BINGO 8PM-11PM
WEDNESDAY:
VARIETY SHOWS 8PM-MIDNIGHT
THURSDAY:
GEEKS WHO DRINK TRIVIA 7:30PM-9:30PM
SUNDAY:
MIMOSAS CABARET 1PM-4PM
KITCHEN IS OPEN UNTIL 11PM EVERYDAY
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